If you have a degree of Asperger’s — as many of the brightest in academia do — then Oxford University now automatically suspects you of being ‘a racist’ on campus…

Students who avoid making eye contact with their peers could be guilty of racism, according to Oxford University’s latest guidance.

And it’s not some irrelevant extreme-left Students Union officers saying this, either. It’s in the University’s printed ‘guidance’ from their own Equality and Diversity Unit.

I hear that Durham is an excellent no-nonsense alternative to Oxford, these days.